So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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