is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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