How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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