theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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