these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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