You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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