LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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