Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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