Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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