I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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