OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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