That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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