We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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