i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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