WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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