I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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