at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
