just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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