Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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