What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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