He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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