Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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