I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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