You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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