CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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