I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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