we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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