Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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