So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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