So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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