Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So vagazzling was a success
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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