haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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