It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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