what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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