do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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