Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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