I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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