My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Randomize
