We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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