idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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