idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Randomize
