Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
