Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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