Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
