Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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