??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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