Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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