she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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