Already got asked if we're dating
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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