Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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