have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Never let your siblings swipe right.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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