You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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