Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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