i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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