cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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