I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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