why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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