I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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