Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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