he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
