My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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