Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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